The Forbidden Fruit and the Rainbow of Evil

Eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

BEFORE EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed. (Genesis 2:23-25)
AFTER EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they understood that they were naked, so they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves loin coverings. (Genesis 3:6-7)

DOCTRINE #1: The Serpent did not eat the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve did.
DOCTRINE #2: The Serpent only penetrated and was never penetrated by either Adam or Eve.

The Rainbow of Sexual Perversion

Color	The Sexual Perversion in Chronological Order
Red	Serpent had Anal Sex with Eve and then with Adam.
Orange	Serpent had Anal Sex, than Vaginal Sex, with Eve. The Serpent had Anal Sex with Adam, then Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve.
Yellow	Serpent had Vaginal Sex with Eve. Then Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve.
Green	Serpent had Vaginal Sex and Oral Sex with Eve. Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve, then the Serpent had Oral Sex with Adam.
Blue	Serpent had Oral Sex with Eve and then with Adam.
Purple	Serpent had Oral Sex, then Anal Sex, with Eve and then with Adam.

NOTE ON GREEN: Another possibility is that the Serpent had Oral Sex, then Vaginal Sex, with Eve. The Serpent had Oral Sex with Adam, then Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve.

Color	The Seduction of Eve	The Seduction of Adam
Red	The Serpent had Anal Sex with Eve.	The Serpent had Anal Sex with Adam.
Orange	The Serpent had Anal Sex, then Vaginal Sex, with Eve.	The Serpent had Anal Sex with Adam, then Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve.
Yellow	The Serpent had Vaginal Sex with Eve.	Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve.
Green	The Serpent had Vaginal Sex, then Oral Sex, with Eve.	Adam had Vaginal Sex with Eve, then the Serpent had Oral Sex with Adam.
Blue	The Serpent had Oral Sex with Eve.	The Serpent had Oral Sex with Adam.
Purple	The Serpent had Oral Sex, then Anal Sex, with Eve.	The Serpent had Oral Sex, then Anal Sex, with Adam.

The Real Story in Frank Language

Color	Sexual Activity in Chronological Order
Red	The Serpent butt-fucked Eve, then Adam
Orange	The Serpent butt-fucked and then fucked Eve. Adam fucked Eve and then the Serpent butt-fucked Adam.
Yellow	The Serpent fucked Eve and then Adam fucked Eve.
Green	The Serpent fucked Eve and Eve sucked the Serpent's cock. Adam fucked Eve and then Adam sucked the Serpent's cock.
Blue	Eve, and then Adam, sucked the Serpent's cock.
Purple	Eve sucked the Serpent's cock and the Serpent butt-fucked Eve. Adam sucked the Serpent's cock and then the Serpent butt-fucked Adam